The Art of Not Being Raped

This week on "Barely Audible Whisper"

Liberals almost forget to protest a rapist from 1492 because they were too busy protesting a rapist from 1982

There's no difference between the job Hope Hicks got at Fox News and the job she used to have at the WHite House

Nikki Haley breaks up with Donald Trump

Hacking into the Pentagon is so easy a podcast writer can do it

Brett Kavanaugh manages not to rape anyone on his first day on SCOUTUS

Football fails to alleviate white guilt

And Republican Congressional candidates teach women "The Art of Not Being Raped"