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If You Don't Listen to Our Podcast Than Ukraine Doesn't Get Any Money

This week:

Fox and Friends tries to understand information

Hillary laughs her ass off

Trump Conspiracies are funnier in an Australian Accent

A St. Bernard dressed as Winston Churchill explains racism

AG William Barr butchers the Italian language almost as badly as he butchers the rule of law

And Trump classifies things

We've Got a WHistle Trump Can Blow

This week it's:

Whistleblower, whistleblower, whistleblower!

(Also Bi-visibility and Ben Franklin)

(Oh and that dumb bitch who shot an unarmed black guy in his apartment because she says she thought she was really in her apartment)

 

But mainly this one's about the whistleblower 

Cockie Roberts: The Silliest Named Pioneer Since Johnny Appleseed

This week:

Brett Kavanaugh shoves his penis in more women's faces

The building where Jamal Khashoggi was murdered is sold for 1/3 it's value

Trump and friends yell at Jerry Nadler

Zoo animals debate a homophob

And we pay tribute to the brilliant career and silly name of Cockie Roberts

The Tragic Sacking of John Bolton's Mustache

We're finally back and this week we're begging for Bahama disaster relief.

Trying to think of "legitimate" reasons why the air force would reroute c17s to an airport near a Trump golf resort.

Failing to talk respectfully about suicide.  And using John Bolton's mustache as a reason to make fun of Trump's inability to not fire "the very best people."

Did you miss us?  We missed you. 

The Only Thing That Stops a Good Podcast About Gun Control is a Bad Podcast With a Gun

In over 80 episodes this is only the 3rd one that we've dedicated to one single issue.  And out of those 3 this is the 2nd one about gun violence.

(Don't worry the episode itself is way funnier and less preachy than the synopsis.)

Also the legendary David Crosby gave us permission via Twitter to use the CSNY song "Ohio" in one of our sketches...so that's cool....and very generous of him...and very validating for us...and probably not that interesting to you...sorry to keep going on and on about it...but it's just so fucking cool.

A Nostalgic Look Back At Before This Weekend

So we recorded this before all hell broke loose this weekend.  We hope you think of it as a nostalgic look back to two days ago... before there were two mass shootings in 9 days

Enjoy the time warp

Pete Buttigieg's Spoken Word National Anthem

This week:

Environmentalists super glue themselves to the Capitol building to protest intelligent protests

Stephen Miller's uncle hates Stephen Miller even more than we do

Robert Mueller's anti-climax

Donald Trump in an English accent

And a gay themed straight pride

Disney Land 'Aint No Disney Land

Trump's racist and Justice Stevens is dead and Trump's racist and Antifa are assholes and Trump's racist and Disney sucks

All the Presidents Pimps

This week:

Journalists ask dumb questions

Jeffery Epstein turns Trump, Clinton, and the Queen into Superfly pimps

Just because Ross Perot died doesn't mean you can shut him up

Science!

Citizenship!

Jesus Christ Christ there are a lot of Democrats running for president

With Apologies to: Abbott & Costello, Dr. Suess, and the State of Colorado

This week

Trump steals The 4th of July

Abbott and Costello discuss Trump's concentration camps

Even their own families can't tell the difference between Democratic Presidential candidates

Alabama's all fucked up

And Trump embarrasses America on the world stage (Again)