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The Good News is NRA-TV is Cancled. The Bad News is Literally Everything Else

This week we celebrate the death (not gun related) of NRATV

Unfortunately we had to spend a lot of time searching for comedy in whatever euphemism you prefer for Trump's concentration camps (fortunately we found it)

Also the Oregon State Legislator ran away and the President of the United States is a rapist.

Fun times

Iranian War: Because John Bolton's Mustache Can't Give Itself an Errection

This Week:

Jesus loves Alabama high school football

The history of Hong Kong via penis jokes

Puppy's evolve adorability

The Laff Curve: The economic joke that ruined our lives

OJ's on Twitter: What could go wrong?

And a hacky comedian explains the Iranian crisis uses

Nixon The Unfriendly Ghost

This week:

Democrats remain useless

Trump remains stupid

Elaine Chow remains corrupt

The Prince of Nigeria still needs your bank account info

And the Ghost of Richard Nixon teaches Matt Gaetz how to write jokes about the ghost of Richard Nixon

President Trump Chases a Leprechaun

In this week's episode:

President Trump chases leprechauns

We steal a sketch premise from Twitter

And "I-word" by any other name

We remember Tianenman Square because China won't

Cowards of the World Unite

And the Trumps become royalty

Read the Damn Report

 This week we:

Look on the "bright side" of Theresa May's resignation

Teach abortion clinic inspectors what an OBGYN is

Ask what kind of an asshole is opposed to honoring Harriet Tubman

Teach Robert Mueller how to yell

Imagine what Nancy Pelosi is actually like when she's actually drunk

And Explain the difference between war criminals and warriors

Emperor Trump and the Evangelical Orgasm

This week:

Trump yells at Fox news for not being Fox News enough

Feckless Democrats behave fecklessly

Mitch McConnell might just be corrupt

We try unsuccessfully to ruin some rare good news

Jared Kushner might also be corrupt

And Dr. Ruth helps far-right Christians have an orgasm

Tariff Me Elmo

This Week:

The Gang from Sesame St. explains tariffs to Trump

We introduce the hit new show from the state of Georgia "CSI Miscarriage Unit"

Is your Uber driver a war criminal? (Probably not,but not as probably as you'd hope)

We uncover a conspiracy of Republican men

Every Democrat is Running for President

And we look at the bad Biblical leadership that makes Trump look good to Evangelicals

 

WARNING: By the Time You Finish Listening to This You Will Be Too Far Along In Your Pregnancy To Get an Abortion in Georgia

This week: John Madden and a Southern aristocrat analyze the Kentucky Derby

Jerry Falwell Jr. gets blackmailed

Kamala Harris slaps the jowls off of William Barr

Nicholas Cage parody...need we say more

Georgia outlaws abortion in cases where the woman knows she's pregnant

And Brett Kavanaugh explains the privilege of Executive privilege

The Real Housewives of Robert Mueller

In this week's episode:

A couple of "Real Housewife" characters give Robert Mueller's letter to AG Barr the confrontation and high drama it deserves

Donald Trump perfects the legal argument: "Because I don't want to"

The Devil saves a small child from anti-vaxers

As suggested by Trump: Democrats execute a baby

Venezuela is shit

And Bernie Sanders gets booed by black women

To Impeach or not to Impeach? That is the Question (Aka The slings and arrows of outrageous bullshit)

"Conscience has made coward of us Democrats"

In this episode: Trump obstructs justice, the Saudi Arabian government crucifies someone who they already beheaded, Nancy Pelosi plays "Hamlet," Chris Cuomo is an asshole, and we invented "Republican Earth Day."