Barely Audible Whisper

W Didn't Start the Fire...But We Did Accidentally Start A Sex Cult

Devin Nunes Cow "Moo"-lester and other Defamatory Sketches

This week:

President Trump hides his tax returns using the "I don't want to" legal defense.

Bob Ross makes Happy little redactions of the Mueller Report

We serenade Chicago Mayor Lightfoot in the style of Gordon Lightfoot

We try and make recycling macho

We falsely accuse Devin Nunes of feeding cocaine to an underage for the purposes of prostitution, as part of our ongoing efforts to build a larger audience by getting sued by Devin Nunes

And Kirstjen Nielsen finally gets fired

The Many Mexicos of Mar-A-Largo

The discovery of at least 3 Mexican countries has given us a lot to talk about, but we also say some things to Attorney General Barr that should remain redacted, we get to the bottom of Jared Kushner's security clearance and the origin of Trump's inability to pronounce "origin"

Also there was a major security breach at Mar-A-Largo and we talk about the death penalty...but it's funny...I promise 

Not Releasing the Mueller Report is Dumber Than Betsy DeVos

In this week's episode we especially mirror the media.

First we stop everything we're doing in order to cover Joe Biden not making a decision.

Then we speculate about the Mueller report

Then we make a brief mention of gerrymandering and protection of our democracy

Then it's right back to speculating about the Mueller report.

Then an angry editorialized report on Betsy DeVos and the Special Olympics

And then...you guessed more useless blabber about the Mueller report

Please Sue Us Devin Nunes. We Need More Listeners

This week:

A U.S. Senator gives President Trump a "Whipping"

Defame Devin Nunes

We do a hard hitting interview with a 6 month old babay

Explore a myriad of German insults

We finally got around to making fun of "Ivanaka Vacuuming:

And oh by the way the President of the United States is a criminal.

Hand Jobs, Airline Safety and Anti-Semitic Tropes

In this week's episode North Korea held an election even more corrupt than a rich kid's college admission's process

Southwest Airline updates its pre-flight safety nonsense

CNN exploits the Syrian war

Overcoming your inner white lady

and oh yeah by the way the President of the United States invited a sex trafficker to his Super Bowl Party

R. Kelly: The Brett Kavanaugh of R&B

In this week's episode:

Trump ignores North Korean missile threats in favor of Chairman Kim's love letters

That homophobic Colorado baker is a pain the ass again

What can we say about R. Kelly that R Kelly hasn't already said in the 3rd person

The "My Pillow" guy designs a pillow for Trump supporters

And self driving cars are racist

Trump Walks in Beauty Like the Night: Love Letters From Kim Jong Un

Who knew the end of civilization could be so funny? 

Trump appoints climate change deniers to investigate climate change

Michael Cohen accuses Trump of all of the crimes

We're selling nukes to Saudi Arabia

Mark Meadows racism is officially not racist according to the Congressional record

India and Pakistan are bickering again

A white savior saves a white savior from white saviordome

And Trump and Kim are in LOVE 

Consider the Lilies of the Field: They Do Not Molest Children

This weeks episode is dedicated to calling out bullshit:

From Roger Stone, to the fake National Emergency, to lobbyists, to GOP rhetoric, to the Catholic Church.

We fit so much bullshit into less than half an hour; this episode is a major contributer to climate change

Freedom Fries: They're Like Toby Kieth Singing the National Anthem in Your Mouth

The Congressman who coined the phrase "freedom fries" died, El Chapo was convicted, a new Football league that's almost as violent as El Chapo was formed, raicists sympathize with racism, and we take a magical tour of a an interment camp for children