Barely Audible Whisper

The State of Our Union is Slightly Better Than the State of Virginia

Between covering the State of the Union and the State of Virginia is it any wonder we did a sketch about the idea that procreation is immoral.

Also, Atlanta local 21 Savage is actually English and Roger Stone is onto us.

Howard Shultz: Man of the People (As long as those people have a billion dollars)

This weeks Howard Shultz considers spoiling a Presidential election worse than plain red cups spoiled Christmas

Shocking news: Russia is corrupt

Venezuela is too fucked for regular comparisons

Brian Kemp tries to steal Stacey Abrams spotlight

Jared Kushner's security clearance is alsmost as suspicious as Jared Kushner

And Matt Whitaker gargles his own flop sweat

Tragic Tucker Carlson Fans Enjoy Cake

In this weeks episode we launch an incompetent investigation into Uber's incompetent investigations.

We attack racism with a racist caricature of Minnesotans

We don't bother to learn how to pronounce the name of the latest irrelevant Democratic Presidential candidate

We do the comedy equivalent of smirking back at that smirking MAGA hat catholic school boy

We "hypothetically" interview crazy Rudy Giuliani

And a transphobic conservative eats his feelings into a cake

 

McDonald's, McJesus, and McTreason

In this ridiculous week in news

Rand Paul travels to Canada for a socialist hernia operation

There's a statue called McJesus being protested in Israel and yes it's every bit as silly as you're imagining

Steve King is still racist and insane

Clemson deserves better

Furloughed workers are not on vacation

And we find out what Trump's translator knows

 

John Wayne Bobbitt: The Greatest Dick Joke Ever Told

So in addition to the usual making fun of Trump and the celebration of the 25th anniversary of John Bobbitt becoming a human dick-joke; Dan wrote a parody of 17th century morality play.

Seriously this is almost certainly the only podcast in the world with a parody of a 17th century morality play; so suck it WTF

Donald Trump and the Unsolvable Riddle of Empathy

We're back and kicking off 219 by making fun of Democrats' obsession with 2020.

President Trump fails to grasp the concept of "emergency"

Elizabeth Warren is in the fight

And a Russian interrogator learns to make small talk instead of torture.

Happy 2019 everybody

Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate)

In this half holiday special half regular show:

There's a a lot of Christmas, but also Michael Flynn is a traitorous scumbag, Russia lied about a robot, and Michael Flynn is a traitorous scumbag.

Plus lots of Christmasy stuff.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Better Than Average Etc.

Holy Shit That's Some Bullshit (And some of it's not even Trump)

This week Racist Old Man Steve King learns the difference between Apple and Google

President Trump threatens a government shut down because he's not at all insecure about his penis size

Scumbag John Edwards is used to defend Scumbag President Trump

Bullshit correspondent Holly Schmidt introduces a new segment called "Holy shit that's some bullshit with Holly Schmidt"

Prime Minister May put's Mary Poppins to shame

And Nobody wants to be President Trump's Chief of Staff

Way Too Many Cheese Jokes

In this week's episode we examine the ironic legacy of George H. W. Bush, a Republican who actually fought AGAINST the Nazis, we explore stupidity of Rudy Giuliani, the corruption of Michael Flynn, the frustrating vagueness of redaction, and Wisconsin was in the news so there's a lot of cheese jokes.  A frightening number of cheese jokes

Good Black Guy With a Gun

We're back from the Thanksgiving holiday, but with all of the racism, climate denial, more racism, Russia related lies, more racism still, and the latest NRA bullshit; it's like we never left.

Just another week in Trump's America