Barely Audible Whisper

Someone Left the Trump out in the Rain

In our last episode before Thanksgiving we find out how the stupid "J" in the middle of Kirsjen Nielsen's name made her the awful racist she is today

Kelly Anne Conway might be The Wicked Witch of the West

Who the fuck is Matt Whitaker

Karen McDougal is back in the news

And Melania fires someone

If You Didn't Vote You Don't Deserve To Listen

In our election results special we discuss:

Brian Kemp is a cheating racist

Brian Kemp is a racist cheater.

Donald Trump is too racist for Fox

Racist Robots

Voting Machines by Ivanka

And unfairly mixed up among all this racism, is a segment on ranked choice voting

It's really funyy; so seriously if you didn't vote you don't deserve to enjoy it

With Apologies To Monty Python

It's our 1 year anniversary!!!

And we're doing what we always do; making very funny sketches about unfunny things.

Like troop deployments to the border, antisemitic hate crimes, and voter suppression,

But as an anniversary present from the News Gods, those two idiots tried to frame Robert Mueller, and baby boomers are still stupid

And as a gift to ourselves Dan wrote a hilarious sketch in the style of Monty Python.

Thanks for listening. It's been a very silly year

Making Donald Trump Look Bad is Almost Impossible, but We Have to Try

This episode features: Immigrant caravan conspiracies, Jamal Khashoggi's body-double, Marcy's Law, The idiot whose mail bombs didn't go off, Useless baseball statistics, the exorcism of the hex of Brett Kavanaugh, and of course the almost impossible task of making Donald Trump look bad

As is the Way of Our People

In this hialrious new episode:

Trump changes back climate change

Elizabeth Warren's DNA tes changes nothing

Melania changes the rule about not bullying Melania by comlplaining about being bullied

Senator David Perdue steals our microphone

Racists try to change Brian Kemp's racist image among not racist Republicans looking for an excuse to vote for a racist

And No amount of bullshit can change the fact that Jamal Khashoggi was murded

The Art of Not Being Raped

This week on "Barely Audible Whisper"

Liberals almost forget to protest a rapist from 1492 because they were too busy protesting a rapist from 1982

There's no difference between the job Hope Hicks got at Fox News and the job she used to have at the WHite House

Nikki Haley breaks up with Donald Trump

Hacking into the Pentagon is so easy a podcast writer can do it

Brett Kavanaugh manages not to rape anyone on his first day on SCOUTUS

Football fails to alleviate white guilt

And Republican Congressional candidates teach women "The Art of Not Being Raped"

 

Vaginas, Consequences, and Other Things That Scare Brett Kavanaugh

Hear the hilarious highlights of the entire Kavanaugh confirmation process filtered into 7 funny minutes

Plus:

A Charlottesville Nazi is going to jail

The unartistic artistic vision of Brett Kavanaugh's raping buddy

The FBI finds out who put the bop in the bop shoo-bop-shoo-bop

Donald Trump laundered the silver spoon in his mouth

And we explore the Republican's nightmare scenario of world that believes women

Dirty Jokes About Filthy News

After this week in the news we need laughter and a shower.  In this week's episode:

We laugh WITH the world laughing AT Trump

Republican Senators rub their penises and come up with an idea

We explain the difference between a joke and not a joke to the DOJ and NYT

Bill Cosby mentors young rapists in prison

Brett Kavanaugh hates women

And We explore the ban on tampons in Virginia Women's Prisons

What Happened in 1982 Stays in 1982

This week we take a look at:

How Donald Trump ruined a poor mushroom cartoons life

What Bob Woodwards book would be like if Bob Woodward were funny

The 65 lucky women Brett Kavanaugh didn't try to rape in high school

The declassified whining of Adam Schiff

The insane haircut of Kim Jung Un

And Who the Hell let the god damn white supremicists take the okay sign away from us

Hurricanes, Heimlichs, and Anonymous Plaid Shirts

Cable News Hurricanne coverage

The hunt for "anonymous" (It's Mike Pence)

15 more minutes for "Plaid Shirt Guy"

Correcting things we make up for the real record

Ben Sasse pretends he's going to do something

And more anonymous hunting (Even though everybody knows it's Pence