Barely Audible Whisper

You Can't Boycott What You Don't Already Buy

In this episode:

Kermit the Frog Portrays Brett Kavanaugh's homophobic rendition of "Rainbow Connection"

Bob Woodward is as awesome as Trump is stupid

Jokes about Boycotts

Duncan Hunter is a piece of shit

Trump practices for Mueller

And more jokes about Boycotts

The Conspiracy by Trump Against Trump to Benefit Trump

In this episode we explore:

White supremacists infiltrate Black Lives Matter

Bias making dumb people feel smart

9/11, Hell, & Puerto Rico

Chairman Nunes Goes to London

And

The conspiracy by Trump against Trump to benefit Trump

 

Trump's so fucked we should call him Venezuela

In our hilarious new episode:

Trump interogates Trump

"The Count" counts all of team Trumps criminal counts

We fix Catholicism

Karen McDougal does journalism stuff

And everything sucks in Venezuela

Penis Puns & Space Jesus

We're fresh off vacation and funnier than ever.  Featuring:

2 (10% of the total crowd) Unite the Right Nazis,

Cock jokes about Steven Calk (Who is a calk)

Religious Space Task Force

RIck Gates steals everything

White Anxiety Anounomys (WAA)

And Donald Trump duets with John Kelly on the classic 80's ballad "Love Hurts"

Trump Lies and Audio Tape

This week we make highlights from the unreleased Trump Cohen tapes

Listen to white supremacists try and translate hate speech into Russian

Call Devin Nunes lates bluff

Attempt to feel sympathy for Maria Butina's traitorous boyfriend

And of course Sean Hannity licks Trump's ass

 

Treasonous Techno-Beat Contractions

While Dan and Emily made a baby the rest of made a new episode.  Which isn't nearly as beautiful as new born baby, but it's funnier and less likely to poop on you

 

This episode has a lot a sketches about treason because this show is a reflection of what's going on and right now what's going on is treason.  But we do have another installment of Democrat Superhero duo The Blue Wave and The Woke Wonder.

Also a nun got caught selling a baby in India...so there's that

Less Singing; More Ball Licking and Other Sonnets From Vlad To Don

"Here come the judge" Meet combination Kermit the Frog and abortion joke Judge Brett Kavanaugh

The good news is Trump is out of the country.  The bad news is he represents the country.

38 out of 104 reunifications 'aint bad...right?

Why do Trump supporters hate kids stuck in cages but love kids stuck in caves?

Kicking immigrants out of the 1 job we should all want them to steal

And Trump teaches his staff how to write jokes

The Passive Aggression of Civility

It was a fucked uo week in America which makes for a funny episode of Barely Audible Whisper

This week we there's racism, Anthony Kennedy, more racism, Reality Winner, still more racism, Feckless Democratic super hero "The Blue Wave," even more racism, and Rep. Karen Handel (like we said racism)

 

Zero Tolerance For Zero Tolerance

This is a brutally funny satire of the brutally tragic "Zero Tolerance" policy

The Imaginary Immigrants That Live Inside Jeff Session

This week we find out what the rest of the world thinks of Trump

(Hint it's similar to What Robert De Niro thinks)

We mourn classified heroes and too publicized bitches

De-cryptofy crypto currency

Break Down the North Korea Summit

(Hint it's the opposite of what Trump says)

And see what's inside the stupid brain of Jeff Sessions

(Hint it's racism)

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