Barely Audible Whisper

Dr. Fauci Says: "Fuck It:" A Guideline Follower's Guide To Following Guidelines

This week

Gas hording causes a gas shortage

Anti-mask, Anti-vaxxers do the right thing for the wrong reasons

Israel and Palestine fight like teenagers

Dr. Fauci Finally says Fuck It

And the insurrection is NOT tourism

Fart-Coin The Crypto Currency That Stinks as Bad as it Stinks

This week:

A crypto currency based on a joke tanks based on a better joke

Foxitus: A fake disease that comes from watching fake news

A crazy cult that isn't the Republican Party

A crazy cult that is the Republican Party

And some more racist bullshit from Tennessee

Tasteless Jokes About Giuliani's Taint

This week

Trump uses "Cyber Ninjas" to try and steal a 6 month old election

Brett Kavanaugh screams

D.C. Statehood

Non sexualized gymnasts

Horrifying Republican Boredom

And Giuliani's taint 

Teaching Cops NOT Too Kill All the Black People

This week:

Biden ends the endless war

(Not Scary) Genetic Mosquito Mutations

What passes as a reasonable Republican

Kamala Harris (Just like Allie our Kamala Harris impersonator) Moves into a new home

Vaccine pauses

And teaching cops NOT to kill all of the Black People

The Many Differences Between A Gun and Not a Gun

This week:

Gun kits

Derek Chauvin's indefensible defense

The University of Kentucky

Golden Corral

And The differences between a gun and not a gun

The Not-Timely-Enough Death of Tricky Dick's Dickiest Trickster

This week we commemorate the death of G. Gordon Liddy by tracing Nixonian corruption, through Reagan to Limbaugh to Fox to Trump to Matt Gaetz etc.

Voting in Georgia is Harder Than Getting A Million Dumb Points of Reference Out of a Canal

This week:

Real voter suppression based on fake voter fraud

The Vice President yells at an inept contractor

Jury Selection in the George Floyd Murder Trial

Godzilla goes for the gold

Again with the anti-gun-control bullshit

And the hilarity of a large ship stuck inside a small canal

Republicans, Racism, & Other Poop

This week:

We reimagine classical theatre as the political theater of Republicans who accuse everyone else of political theater

People who oppose legalizing marijuana have become the burnouts they oppose

Covid Parties down at spring break

We give mixed messages about Biden's "mixed messages"

A medical shit sampling company is full of shit

And we explore America's newly discovered very old history of anti-Asian racism

 

 

Vaccine, Variant, and other Bad Names for Racehorses

This week "Barely Audible Whisper" explores President Biden's odd manners of speech.

Analyzes the Republican degenerate gamblers bet of opening up too soon.

Brings too much nuance to the nuance-less border debate.

Un-confuses the Catholic Churches confusing same sex marriage statement.

Springs forward the argument for Daylight Savings Time

And Invents the Most Wrong Correspondent to explain how wrong anti-trans laws are

 

 

Republicans, Assholes, And Gov. Cuomo's Penis

This week:

Republicans attack potato cancel culture, but not covid

Assholes talk out of their asses about vaccines

Georgia Republican's don't want black people to vote

Governor Cuomo is gross

And Congress finally did something